Doug's deep thoughts.

Deep thought #1
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 There are some things that a powdered drink mix just can't do.
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Deep thought #2
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 A checkbook is only a checkbood until you have to use it for pants.
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Deep thought #3
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 The Beetles said one is the lonliest number...they were wrong it's 70.
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Deep thought #4
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 Dog's are man's best friend...but cats aren't really edible.
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Deep thought #5
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 Everybody wants to be the king of the hill...but the thing is...as soon as you are king, a big fat viking knocks you on the head with a leg of lamb.
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Deep thought #6
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 Mrs. Sewell could take Mr. Braiser in a fist fight...unless he had a TI-89 calculator.
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牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋 Doug George

Deep thought #7
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 If I had a birthday on January 1, 2000...then when people were counting down to the millenium...I would start start rolling around on the floor and scream "I'm melting...I'm melting" and start gurgling and spitting ...cuz everyone would start thinking...Oh No!! Doug's not Y2K compliant...but then I'd get up and start playing pool like nothing happened.
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Deep thought #8
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 A good gift for a stupid person would be a hammer...you are probably thinkin they would want it so they could bash themselves over the head and end it all right? Nope...they would like it cuz it is really hard to work a nutcracker when you are stupid.
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Deep thought #9
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 Whenever I get a bruise from playin football, I like to draw a smily face on it...because even bruises need to be happy.
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牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋 Doug "Cleopatra" George

Deep thought #10
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 You guys know that part on star wars where Obi Wan Kenobi and Qui Gon Jin are fightin Darth Maul?...yeah, me too.
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牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋 Doug "mutual fund" George

Deep thought #11
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 Ya never know when you are gonna have to add up the number of dogs at the pound.
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牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋 Doug "The SpeakerPhone" George

Deep thought #12
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 Happiness is a full stick of Old Spice High Endurance Deodorant (original scent).
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牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋 Doug "The Rabbit Car" George

Deep thought #13
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牋牋牋牋 Pig Latin is funny if you think about it...It isn't spoken by pigs or Latin people...but then neither is Japanese...so I guess it isn't that funny.
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牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋 Doug "Turbo Sport Seven" George

Deep thought #14
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 Dead people have feelings too!
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牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋 Doug "The Acronym" George

Deep thought #15
Remember:
牋牋牋牋 If I ever got elected president...I would appoint someone "presidential spelunker" cuz there are prolly a lot of good caves to explore...but a president is really busy.
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牋牋牋牋牋牋牋牋 Doug "The Acronym" George

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